News Flash! I am old.

I wasn't going to post anything tonight, but while checking my mail I've been listening to an oldies radio station: Vic Damone, Ricky Nelson, Doris Day, Fred Astaire, Dinah Washington, FRANKIE GOES TO HOLLYWOOD. I suddenly feel very grey and feeble.

Oh god now they're playing Spandau Ballet - must go lie down. Time to die.

Addendum: I didn't switch off quickly enough, and heard a pre-recorded xmas greeting. From Leo Sayer.