Boring Like A Drill: Alternatively, I can wait for school to start again

Monday, September 12, 2005

Dear Crack Dealers,

Please start selling drugs in my street. The kids playing outside are shitting me.

Crystal meth also considered.

Burnt Karma said...: Best way to empty a street is to drop a backpack in a rubbish bin (that's if you have any in the area). Guaranteed entire area will be evacuated.

Or play classical music, that really ticks the grommets off.; September 14, 2005 5:42 AM
Ben.H said...: Unfortunately, mystery bags lying around in the street are invisible to Londoners: it only works on train platforms.

Equally sad is that my current hi-fi set doesn't have the requisite nutsack to compete with the locals blasting Beanie Man on their car stereos. In any case, I find that nothing clears a 10-mile radius around your gaff like David Tudor's composition "Pulsers" played at the appropriate volume.

pcmvbo; September 14, 2005 7:15 PM