Filler by Proxy XX: я не знаю как баша сомрютер роботает

I don't know what that means, but I'm easily pleased and didn't know I could type in Cyrillic. Maybe all you can see in the title is ccccccccccccccccc. Things could be worse than the bunker: I could live in the Ukraine. Worse still, I could not live in the Ukraine yet want to move there. First, there is the Ukrainian Embassy to deal with:

there was about twenty uki's hugging the damn gates... so i asked someone what was happening. "nothing," she said, "this is the embassy, nothing happens here."

Luckily, crying works on Ukrainian customs officials. In a mere eight hours, you can scam a visa into... well, somewhere.

the train to nikolayevka is a twelve hour trip and costs 37 hryvna, roughly equivalent to 10 australian dollars or 6.20 euro. BUT a ticket to budapest, which takes twice as long, costs 550 hryvna, or 147 aussie dollars slash 91 euros...fark!

My knowledge of Eastern Europe is a bit sketchy, but perhaps Budapest is a slightly more desirable destination than somewhere in Belarus.