Filler by Proxy XVI: I'm Enjoying the Sodomy, Though

Random quotage to be found by the bucketload, at Overheard in New York (Note: one of these statements may in fact be something I said over the weekend):

Yo, that's an oxymoron. That's like saying 'Peter picked a pail of pickles' and he's a vegetarian.

I want Gloria Steinem's eyeballs in my fucking martini!

Yeah, deers aren't that bad. You're in trouble if you hit a cow, though. And even worse would be a moose, because if you don't kill it it's gonna kill you!

No, I am serious. Three is menage a trois, but after that it is just an orgy.